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A viking at heart with a desire for an adventure of discovery within and without. I am stupid, smart, philosophical and sarcastic all in one awesome package. Welcome to the Thunderdome
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  • destroyingolympus-deactivated20:

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    another day another wasted outfit

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  • yummyfoooooood:
“Cheesy Pulled Beef Tacos
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    Cheesy Pulled Beef Tacos

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    • 3 years ago
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  • jcxmars:
“Photos on the mezzanine.
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I would drink her bathwater, that is how gorgeous she is

    jcxmars:

    Photos on the mezzanine.

    I would drink her bathwater, that is how gorgeous she is

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  • artemis-entreri:

    tempest2004 replied to your link “This Tense Excerpt From R.A. Salvatore’s Relentless Features a…”

    So, I stopped reading after Road of the Patriarch because I heard about the shit with Artemis after it. But I have to ask: what fresh hell is this? Catti-Brie is back and knocked up? Presumably with Drizzt’s kid? Yvonnel Baenre is back? Or is this a namesake? I am so confused right now.

    tempest2004 replied to your link “This Tense Excerpt From R.A. Salvatore’s Relentless Features a…”

    And that sounds *nothing* like the Artemis I loved. Way too wimpy and flowery in his words. Where’s the convicton? The fire? The knowledge of his death being inevitable and being all right with that?

    [[ Not just Catti-brie is back, ALL of the Companions of the Hall are back and more than that, they’re all young again. Turns out when they died, Mielikki took their souls to Irudaloon, where she kept them until they were ready to be reincarnated. Catti-brie’s now a super overpowered wizard/cleric double-Chosen of Mystra and Mielikki, Regis is a genasi and a badass fighter, Wulfgar’s still Wulfgar, Bruenor’s got two queens. Yes, it’s Drizzt’s kid. The Yvonnel mentioned here isn’t the original Yvonnel the Eternal but at the same time she is. She’s Gromph’s daughter who was blessed by Lolth before she was born, and also imbued with all of Yvonnel the Eternal’s memories at that time. As a result, she’s by far the most powerful drow who’s ever lived, but rather than rule Menzoberranzan she fell for Drizzt’s goody-goodyness and now lives on the surface and helps the Companions of the Hall, also lowkey waiting for Catti-brie to die of old age so she can seduce Drizzt.

    Yeah, what’s done to Artemis is a tragedy and a travesty. He and Jarlaxle have both been watered down, and by the same reason: Salvatore bending them to worship Drizzt and want to be like him, because there’s apparently only one valid way to live life. Giving Artemis a fear of death is something pretty new, appearing as a cheap plot device in the current book, Boundless, and as this excerpt from Relentless shows, it’s meant to continue. 

    In any case, I would actually recommend the Neverwinter Saga and Night of the Hunter. People who love Drizzt tend to dislike those books because the Companions are gone and Drizzt has to adjust to different circumstances, but I personally feel that getting to know Artemis properly requires those books. He is different from who he was during The Sellswords, but in a reasonable and logical way. Furthermore, I feel like without the context of those later books, the relationship between Artemis and Jarlaxle is a bit premature. Anyway, that’s my two cents. ]]

    Drizzt has been a marysue for a loooong time. All of the characters seemed watered down. I don’t remember the last book i read, maybe the one that described the childhoods of the reincarnated companions. Salvatores books tend to suck the older i get

    • 4 years ago
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  • cryptid–dad-deactivated2021042:

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    graveyardshiftcryptid:

    Gun Control

    I’m a redneck.

    I was born in the dark hills of Eastern Kentucky. I could shoot before I could walk properly.

    By the time I was 12 I could pop the top off a gallon jug from 100 meters away (without a scope).


    I DON’T NEED A MACHINE GUN TO DEFEND MYSELF.

    There is no need for a weapon MADE for WAR to be held by a civilian.

    I own a 9mm for defense, it holds exactly 9 bullets. Anything over that is OVERKILL.


    I dont need an extended magazine.

    I dont need an AR-15.

    I dont need it. No one I know needs it.

    I would rather the sale of these things be controlled than a child die because anyone without a felony can legally buy a gun BUILT for COMBAT and carry it into a school.

    You don’t get to tell me what I need, fudd.

    Good for you OP don’t fucking buy one, just don’t tell me what I can and can’t do and we won’t have a problem. I ain’t giving up shit.

    @echo2thesea I’m gonna buy more than enough weapons of war for the both of us, don’t you worry

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    really fucking pathetic if you need more than 9 bullets to defend yourself, either you’re a trash shot or in an actual combat zone. Like is an entire gang coming after you? the fuck did u do lmao

    Can you, with absolute certainty, guarantee that a person will only need 9 rounds of 9mm to stop an assailant? 

    Would you be willing to bet your entire life on the fact that there is no assailant situation where 9 rounds is not enough?

    @makoraider i can produce dozens of videos of mutiple assailants attacking one person in a coordinated attack in civilian circustances. There is no way you can say that 9 bullets woould do the job.

    this is the last time i’m reblogging this ugly post. Again, what kind of GTA shit do you think you’re living in where you’re gonna have to shoot down multiple people in a coordinated attack? There’s just no justification. Y’all are annoying and waaaay too attached to your killing machines.

    You are woefully ignorant. The only person that can protect you is yourself and you would deny the tools of self defence to every one for the sake of your ignorant fear of firearms. I hope you never have to learn how wrong you are.

    Where do you live mako? Like what city

    • 4 years ago
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  • Some days i just wana stay in bed. I always knew this is how things could turn out but i honestly never thought I’d end up here. Life’s about living but rite now I’m just going thru the motions

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  • Not going to lie when I was watching Avengers endgame, seeing Thor get fat and miss his mother and wantingto talk to her, I felt that on so many levels

    • 4 years ago
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